Welcome to the Jokers Lair!
I am the Joker and this blog site has been arranged for the invitee's of this event to gather information. You may use it at anytime you wish between now and the race.
I know I was a little creepy and scary when I arrived at your door. It was all part of the mystery and excitement that led up to you playing the DVD! I assure you that the event will be a blast and is filled with super fun, exciting activities, so don't let the Joker scare you away! (Amanda you freak)!!!
On this site you will be able to communicate with the other racers who have been invited to share in the excitement and adventure that awaits you! You can also use it to speak to me and ask questions or voice concerns.
I would recommend you upload a picture of yourself if possible and use your real name when blogging so people can get to know each other if you haven't already met. You likely have been aquainted with most of the other racers, but some you will not have met previously.
Now get your asses in shape to race!!!
Signed
THE JOKER!
WOW! Talk about my funny Valentine! I sooo can't wait to do this adventure again. WAHOOO...let's race!
ReplyDeleteWTF is going on? You know I don't like surprises. I need details ASAP!
ReplyDeleteJoker,
ReplyDeleteI'm going to make you pay. But I'm not going to kill you. I want you to do me a favor. I want you to tell all your friends about me.
Batman
Don't you love how Jody led a few of us saps to believe we would have a hand in picking out a vacation destination knowing the whole time it was total BS!
ReplyDeleteJumping out of airplanes is not on the Marvelli bucket list!! I now see what Jody does all day in addition to coming up with new names for body parts...all in a day's work!!
ReplyDeleteAh, Steph, don't panic about skydiving! Been there, done that and still survived! I hope a zip line is in our future!! AND if you really don't want to do it, you don't have to.
ReplyDeleteDear Gemracer,
ReplyDeleteFind out where we are going and what we are doing and fill me in. I am a control freak and this is driving me f*%&*ing crazy. I don't know if I can do this until November. I might break into your house, hack into your computers, subpoena your credit card statements, tap your phones, and simply stalk until I find out. My guess is Honey Creek to play with minnows and have a shitty BBQ, just sayin.
OK...talk about freaking out my wife! The Joker at my door!! You are lucky she didn't call the PO PO!
ReplyDeleteOK so I am a rookie at this so I am going to need some advice from you vets!
ReplyDeleteOh, Danny boy! I'm sleeping with the Joker and still can't get any details out of him! Unless you have something better you can offer him (Hatcher has said you do have something special) you're screwed!
ReplyDeleteBTW, cheaters never win...just sayin' DAN! So don't go getting cocky on us thinking you'll be coming out on top this race...IF you have the balls to be in it this time...you're going down!
Steph,
ReplyDeleteIf your parachute doesn't work, don't worry...I will save you. I am Batman.
So we hear that there are some who have committed to join the race... Who are you? Bailey's are in! Who else is not afraid?
ReplyDeleteNice pic Baileys! I bet all those who are going are praying you are NOT on their teams!
ReplyDeleteHey Lynne what are you talking about -- who wouldn't want to be on the future champ's team? Looks aren't everything you know. Mike
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