Joker's in the HouSe!
Hello to my band of dim-witted, retarded Racers! Joker here with some needed reminders concerning your up-coming adventure.
Remember you don't get any bags to check from me. If you absolutley think you need it, your paying for it! It will become cumbersome along the route so fair warning! You will wear your Green Extreme Race T-shirts everyday you race so I don't know why you would need to bring much!
These items are an absolute must that you bring:
- Cloths for night out on the town (one or two sets) nice jeans are cool!
- Shorts and/or athletic pants to race in! Preferably with cargo pockets for pens and money!
- A smaller backpack with a place for a water bottle.
- warm pull-overs (fleece columbia type) No Jackets should be needed! Average temps for everywhere your headed should fall between 50 and 75.
- 2 pair sneakers - You can bring sandals and/or flip-flops for part of the race but not to race in!
- Drivers License and Insurance Card!
- Swimming attire - (maybe 2)
- Perscriptions and meds that might be needed - this does not include alcohol which can wait to be purchased until you arrive at your first destination.
- Cameras and video cams - (your not gonna wanna miss any part of this action!)
- Tip Money for the Joker!
Your asses better be in shape cause I'm leaving you for dead if you drop during the race!
You will find out you first destination when you arrive at the airport the morning you leave. You will find out your teams when you arrive at your accomodations.
It will be a VERY EARLY MORNING departure! I'm guessing you will have to be at the Airport between 4 and 5 in the morning so plan accordingly! I will tell you for sure later!
No, I won't tell your your teams in advance! No, I won't tell you where your going.....and Yes your still an Idiot!
JoKeR Out!
