WOW...24 peeps are going pack'n come November! That's exciting! As I look through the list of participants; I can't help but think we have all the makings to start a Class A Nuthouse knowing the personalities going! I have listed the participants below with a short but accurate bio. Enjoy!
Dan Martin - Omaha Cop who I taught the meaning of life to in DARE class many years ago. He was voted most likely to be a worthless dipshit loser when he grew up. He didn't disappoint!
Melanie Pratt - The Jokers inbred cousin who washes wieners as a nurse in Omaha. This ones liver is almost done for so some one bring a dialysis machine for when she goes down! Oh..That's for kidneys???
Todd Seaman - Works for WDM Parks and Rec. solely to take small boys to camp circle jerk in the summertime! It's no wonder we all need that dipship Dr. Phil telling us how we're all screw'd up!
Kate Burrell - Chris's drunken cousin! Voted most likely to detour to a pub to get shitfaced during the race...oh and she's a bitch!
Christine Hayes - Absolutely and without doubt...the spawn of Satin!
Rob Moran - Stuck up doctor who's had his hand up my ass on several occasions. I'd like to say I didn't like it...but I can't ;)
Jennifer Moran - Stuck up doctor's wife who calls herself a nurse practitioner. That means she needs to practice be a better nurse cause she sucks! She may have had her hand up my ass too...not sure!
Andy Countryman - Dickhead cop who works for the bestest SGT ever.
Angela Herrin - Dickheads girlfriend who lives in sin with him solely to boost the dickhead's self-esteem!
Ed Miner - Friend and the biggest redneck goat fucker you'll ever see. Claims to own some type of sod and seed business that's no doubt a front for smuggling illegals across the border in large rolls of grass!
Lynne Miner - The goat fuckers wife who can't find her way to her very own kitchen! How the hell she's gonna navigate through this race beats the shit out of me.
Mike Bailey - Owns My Favorite Muffin Muffin Shop which is actually defined as "Some Fucken Slop I cooked up and am now pedaling to your dumb ass as a food product"!
Sue Bailey - I have no idea what this woman does, but we act like we like her so we get free Muffins from her Slop Shop husband!
Kurt Brandhorst - Stupid Neighbor who does something with hospital equipment.....I don't know what he does with it but he orders KY Jelly by the gallon and has a recycling bin full of sticky rubber gloves...ick!
Stephanie Brandhorst - Sticky guy's chick that leaves the house every morning with a hairdo like that Caneron Diaz in "Something about Mary"!
Dawn Hageman - Types up medical shit at home and lives down the road. She drives like shit and runs over every neighbors' shrubs and trees when they're asleep.
Kyle Hageman - Crazy Driver's Hubby who works at Mid American energy. He stab's, carves and shoots pretty much anything that walks. Jed Clampet wannabe. Don't bend over in front of him unless you inspiret to be an extra in the movie Broke Back Mountain!
Amanda Brend - Neighbor voted the blonde most likely to end up in some middle eastern country when she loses her way during this race. Just pray you're not teamed with this one boyz and girlz. She will be a Wrong Way Wendy!!!
Tim Brend - Howie Mandell look alike and Cowgirl fan married to the middle eastern traveller.
Dan Flaritty - Works for Principal like all the other losers lost in the employment masses of the greatest insurance scammers of the 21st century. His daughter Ellie plays with our 8 year old brat Maddie.
Allison Flaritty - The Scammer's honey who claims to be a stay at home mom right now. We all think she runs a phone sex operation out of the house while the kids are taking their naps! Can't prove it....yet!
Tara and Mark El Cock - a pair of blood sucking lawyers who live in the back woods of Warren county where the movie, "The Hills Have Eyes" was filmed....need I say more??
I am number 24 for you idiots that couldn't figure it out!